Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

National hug day

Dont be shy! Just go hug him/her. If they hug you back Then you know.... maby they like you or..... FREINDZONE!!!!

1. Boy: just go tell her u like her!
2. Boy: i cant! How!!!
1. Boy: just go hug her. It’s national hug day!

by I just want to get a hug August 27, 2020

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

National Jump James Day

Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.

Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”

by DinoAngiee~ April 8, 2024

National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.

It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar

by Jfalls November 14, 2023