The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.

"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr July 8, 2021

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Chank ass

When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.

That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...

by Glossyngner July 10, 2021

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Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what

Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp

by GodBanger July 10, 2021

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It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

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