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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.
I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'
by Counter Royal February 27, 2023
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Long ass dick

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dick

P1: hey wanna dick
P2: HECK YEAH
by Xboxisgay828292910 February 28, 2023
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Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.
I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.
by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023
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Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out
by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023
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dick

damnnnnnnnn that fineeeeeee
dick bruh
by piamiapia March 2, 2023
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