9 day retreat

hey if you cannot come, can i?

she came home from a 9 day retreat and said hey if you cannot come, can i?

by Krkič July 16, 2022

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

fuck a luke day

National: Fuck a Luke day, celebrate with luke on this fun day 😏

“luke it’s time”
“let’s go”

i cannot wait for fuck a luke day

by fatcockbaby December 18, 2023

Day 17 Productions

Some random guy on youtube

Hey, do you know day 17 productions?

by Day 17 Productions May 22, 2022

National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

be a bitch to your friends day

it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.

bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!

by hiyokocorez September 6, 2020

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022