National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

dick

the scar on camdens face. he has a small one so the scar makes up for it

camden has a small dick.

by 147852bjamdtc April 21, 2018

Dick Eating

What mfs named Azavion do ona daily basis

Nahhh bros mouth full with all that dick eating

by L_Clifton June 10, 2022

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025