Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you

B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick

by chocalatelattes May 19, 2018

Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Dick-dap

A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.

Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”

by MovieCCC April 17, 2021

Dick

Another word for a “penis” or a “cock” that lays underneath the gut of a male.

Go suck a “dick”

by Nothing.nobody May 7, 2018

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024