Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dick

Juan

Ur such a Juan. Being a dick or a Juan

by Piggyfuggy September 3, 2018

Dick

Someone who is an extremely rude person

Ryan the dick went to play football

by Lilalovesryan February 16, 2022

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick

A name for people that lived in the 1900’s now used a insult, and/or a male body part in a sexual innuendo

Definition 1:Hey guys lets hang out with John Dick
Definition 2:Hey that guy is such a dick!

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020