Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 23, 2022

tune up

adjustment or experience during a positive event. Or - the mountain bike music festival in Bellingham, WA.

We're going to tune up at the concert tonight...I need to tune up my bike.

by tomrobertson January 03, 2024

Tune-up

A lopsided matchup, especially at the beginning of the college football season in which you are almost guaranteed to win just to give the smaller school money in exchange for player experience and a win.

Bro we just played a tune-up against this trash team.

by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 28, 2021

oil up and twerk

when someone oils up and starts shaking their ass (m

“Yo shawty, oil up and twerk for me real quick”

by Wtfisapsuedonymbro November 29, 2024

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 03, 2014

be like whats up

When whatever is being referred to is doing something it is not supposed to be doing or taking a form it is not usually in. Mostley used in dark humor.

(a chicken is found frozen and dead)
"chicken be like whats up"

by Bjapayot3 March 10, 2019