Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

dick flick

Like Netflix and chill yet both parties are in full consent

Yo me and Sara are going to catch a dick flick later.

by Jerry John Johnson January 5, 2018

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 3, 2023

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Dick Drag

An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience

“That 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick drag”

by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019

Big Dick Energy

See also Caine

If he wills it, it shall be done. He has Big Dick Energy.

by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021