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The type of weed that I have right now. It's the kinda bud that you think is pretty chronic upon first glance, but upon further examination realize that you are somewhat mistaken. Don't get me wrong, 1.7 for $20 is good for where I live so I'm not complaining. But seriously, this ganj, ironically, is worthy of a definition on UD simply due to it's mediocrity. Features: Diminished green coloration, perhaps with a mix of ash and possibly a tinge of brown. Leafy but dense at the same time. Thick orange hairs (you may think I'm crazy for saying so, but you'll know it when you see it, resembles carrot shavings). There seems to be an abundance of crystals, but not shining very brightly. This is concerning. Smell: Chronic hay. If that makes sense. I smoked it and I got high for sure but it's definitely nothing special like it was made out to be. On average I get way better stuff and when any of this bud rolls around it's not exactly a disappointment, but at the same time you wish it was better, and that you could afford it! Lotsa stems too. But hey life goes on! Chronic definition soon to come!!!
by connoisseur December 15, 2009
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality
by ResearcherC April 20, 2023
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work me up

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut
by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020
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work deathic

When Gen Z refuses to work, so Millennial and Gen Y employees need to work nearly to death to make up for Gen Z laziness.
My boomer boss gave our team an assignment yesterday at 3pm, due first thing in the morning. Leila and Jason are Gen Z and left the office at 5, but you know the rest of us have work deathic and were here until midnight to complete the task.
by Rachl1950 May 14, 2023
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work

Person: work is such a pain
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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