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Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.
Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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Sperm whale

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Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.
Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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pallid whale

When you have intense sex with an obese woman and end up covering her in semen
"i gave that bitch the pallid whale"
by ver_meil December 21, 2024
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White Whale

The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species
Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!

Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that

Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025
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BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.
Watching that brown whale made me throw up.
by Joe Seff February 20, 2025
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Wrinkley Whale

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"
by Bahma February 23, 2025
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Orca Whale

Someone who has a bigger-than-life persona, a big spender, Someone who's Over-The-Top

In Las Vegas, an Orca Whale is a gambler who consistently wagers large amounts of money. High rollers often receive lavish "comps" from casinos to entice them onto the gambling floors, such as free private jet transfers, limousine use, and use of the casinos' best suites. This is because he's a big catch.
1. Business Context / Sales teams hunt for Orca Whales, those ultra-high-net-worth clients who bring in seven-figure deals.

2. Gambling Context / The Blackjack Dealer realized he was in the presence of an Orca Whale from the way he bet—this guy was dropping $100,000 a hand without blinking

3. General Metaphor / Strippers love when the Orca Whales come in, they're the guys who just don't make it rain, they flood the place.

4. I'm moving to LA Kansas is too slow for me; I feel like an Orca Whale in a small pond surrounded by a bunch of guppies.
by TopHat Marv April 22, 2025
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