Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.
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Get the Uncle drive mug.Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
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