Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga

by OG (original gran-uncle)850 July 14, 2022

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019

Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Uncle Chungus

A picture of Uncle Moe with Nick Molnar’s face edited onto it.

Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.

by Read911 August 7, 2021

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016

Uncle Jim

A kind uncle that gives you 50$

OMG uncle Jim Is Here!!!!

by Cappuccinoo June 25, 2023