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Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better
Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle
by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
by Granny Graves November 29, 2022
mugGet the spermicidal twat slurpermug.

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch
Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha
by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

Twat

What Gordon Ramsay uses to insult idiot sandwiches
You fuckin twat
by Ikosaheadrom July 17, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing
by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018
mugGet the twat laughmug.

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.
Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better
by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020
mugGet the Twatmug.

sour twat

A dirty, disgusting and often bitchy/pissy twat
Shut up you litte sour twat!
Go wash yo sour twat!'
by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017
mugGet the sour twatmug.

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