Turtle tunnel

Uncircumcised penis

The guy last night had a turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025

Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet

Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris

by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018

Sky Turtle

The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3

Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!

by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011