Thomas haynes

the fittest person on earth

woah id that thomas haynes, what a fittie

by Leighm2711 April 21, 2022

Thomas Triangle

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.

Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them

by Donkey96Nuts December 06, 2022

Amani Thomas

Has a crush on you

……’re mom

Hey, I think Amani Thomas has a crush on your mom

by Amanini January 04, 2023

Thomas Danaher

Thomas Danaher is a yigga. Not a wigga or a nigga. He is a yigga. Don't get it confused.

Hello Thomas Danaher, the yigga, not the wigga or the nigga.

by HarryNoNoDildoFace13 February 08, 2019

Thomas Mulheren

A lil boy that has drank milk 42 total times in they're life

Yo it’s a Thomas Mulheren, I need a photo with that devious asf boy.

by Yung Cheeto June 28, 2022

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022