creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

by ArseWipper January 4, 2024

Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.

"I hate my Uncles knuckles"

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

by Unclebean June 28, 2023

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncles

A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.

"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"

by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022