slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016

Turtle

An uncircumcised penis.

She does not like men with turtles.

by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016