Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Rusty

When an individual is no longer a delicate child but is an adult or on their way to adulthood.

Aged, matured, older, grown

Tyrone, get yo’ rusty behind up out of bed and do these dishes.

by athena411 March 20, 2021

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

Rusty Lashley is a pussy

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.

by It's not over pig March 7, 2024

Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 22, 2022

rusty star pop

When you stick your finger in your butt hole and pop it in someone else’s mouth.

I gave frank a rusty star pop last night.

by ofwolfandman October 6, 2018

lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023

Rusty shotgun

When a someone is giving you a hearty rim job whilst reaching around and fondling your balls like a gun handle and pulling your penis shaft with the other hand just like cocking a pump action shotgun .. This action is a variant of the rusty trombone

Sally gave me a rusty shotgun the other night and it felt great

by Spanky667 January 1, 2014