drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

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that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

by gri-unit October 02, 2005

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National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 17, 2021

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yo fo sho mo fo?

Short for *you for sure, mother f*cker?*
As in, are you telling the truth??
Used by chavs etc.

A short way of asking a simple question -
warning, using it probably won't make you look cool, but quite the opposite -
people may just give you a wierd look and walk away.

Guy 1 - So I totalllly got with this well hot girl last night!
Guy 2 - Woah! Yo fo sho mo fo?!
Guy 1 - What?!
Guy 2 - Are you fo sho - mo fo?! You're kidding?
Guy - Okay, so i'm going now...

by lush.x June 22, 2009

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