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hung his socks up to dry

Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.
"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"
by Basement Boy June 11, 2006
mugGet the hung his socks up to drymug.

Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole
Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball
by Miggitymax May 2, 2014
mugGet the Blow your socks offmug.

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
mugGet the cooter-faced sock puppetmug.
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
mugGet the Naked in my bed with socks onmug.
It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
by linkyboi January 4, 2023
mugGet the Pouring river water in your socksmug.
This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock
by DJTL January 10, 2007
mugGet the pulled her on like a fishermans sockmug.
filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...
bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...
by Nick vp October 23, 2008
mugGet the ill beat you with a tube sockmug.

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