sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .

*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!

by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

sausage rolls

sausage rolls is a slang term that my dumbass made up together with my friend and it means awesome

“yo i just lost my virginity to Thomas the Train!!”
“No way thatʼs sausage rolls bro!!”

by viqix. February 19, 2024

Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

This is sausage to me

Basically just I don’t care

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me

by I may or may not be gay January 5, 2020

Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019