Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

Sam

Is a girls name and when it's a guy he's usually some type of fag that brags all day over stupid shit like some sport he likes and his school. Likes little boys and sixth graders on snapchat.

Sam is a girl's name and only fits little kids but when he gets older it's pretty odd to have it.

by Jack1838948538948594 May 31, 2017

sam wallis

A really hot guy that has a massive cock and pulls all the girl

Rumbi: omg I want sam wallis inside me
Holly:I know hes so fuckin hot

by Sexybo1 June 8, 2017

Fat Sam

In the film Bugsy Malone, one of the main Characters is Fat Sam

Fat Sam is the owner of Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy and owns a gang, Fat Sam's Mobster King which contains Fat Sam, Roxy Robinson (In the school production I play him), Knuckles, Lewis, Snake Eyes and Ritzy

Fat Sam is like a Fat Sam But not really Jane Said
Boi I disagree XxxMlgHaterxxX

by UrbanRoblox June 21, 2017

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017