Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
by shithead cameron May 16, 2014
A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
by amunit July 08, 2022
The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
by Concerned Jeremy June 02, 2024
A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.
Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
by MonarchRusty October 09, 2024
The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 14, 2015
After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage May 22, 2018
by Rhambo March 16, 2012