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Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.
Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!
by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009
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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!
by latino14 June 2, 2009
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Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
by nipplenibble February 18, 2011
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Fairies nuts

A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.
Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.
by firebyte April 17, 2011
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nut warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!
by Teratogen December 9, 2010
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nut break

I've been studying for 3 hours now. It's time for a nut break.
by tommytits December 27, 2010
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Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"
I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!
by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010
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