Longs

Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly and easily smoke.

Oi Brovva ive run outta longs need to steal some before I can smoke this Ganja

by sllukSfOecA October 30, 2017

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

Grace Long

Very Unathletic and an extreme girly girl. She likes to deepthroat but always chokes

Grace Long deepthroats

by Zack zack moris November 22, 2017

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.

ling be long fucked me hard last night.

by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018