Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

by grapist1 March 12, 2019

My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

two man advantage

Long Island Hockey Punk

Matt Emerich like two man way too much

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

two point O

shitty

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O

by jojoisajojo December 15, 2008

Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018