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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
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Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
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Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus
Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal
by egerson101 May 29, 2018
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Crazy ass mother fucker

Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr
by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022
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Crazy Aunt Sheryl

A poggers aunt whos on cocaine
Jerry: your Crazy Aunt Sheryl is hotttt
Steve: thanks.
by phatbusseydicsuqer May 25, 2021
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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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Crazy

Lissy is crazy because she can’t keep her damn thoughts and arguments to herself
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022
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