Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)

"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

by get_offmydict123 February 09, 2022

take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 30, 2011

take it to the chat-box

On Facebook, when a lengthy conversation via comments on a picture, note, or status moves to the Facebook Chat-Application.

Dave: We've been comment-talking for the past 20 minutes, let's take it to the chat-box...

by bobuel39791, A.K.A. Dr. Z February 02, 2009

Sheila Take a Bow

Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No, it's not wrong, but I must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Is it wrong not to always be glad?
No, it's not wrong, but I must add
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?

Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Take my hand and off we stride
You're a girl and I'm a boy
Take my hand and off we stride
I'm a girl and you're a boy
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Throw your homework onto the fire
Come out and find the one that you love
Come out and find the one you love

by Death Menace February 08, 2023

Take it up the Ladder

Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.

Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.

by RuthlessEmpire September 23, 2015

taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob

Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk

by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016

Double-take Funny

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.

"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?

by Pudding383838383 September 18, 2009