Take it up the Ladder

Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.

Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.

by RuthlessEmpire November 6, 2015

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

I can’t take it

I can’t take it means the girl/boy can’t take the hard cock so you have to pull it out.

Girl/boy: I can’t take it. Omg

by Daddypoopoo July 3, 2020

Taking out the trash

Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.

Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”

Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck

by Earth5 August 25, 2020

Take it down an octave

When used to address someone who is very angry, this phrase generally means "calm down" or "stop screeching" or "stop yelling." It notes that a person raises her voice in both tone and volume when she gets upset.

Sister: I can't believe you read my diary!
Brother: Whoa... Take it down an octave. It's not like I made copies of it for everyone at school. I only made copies for my friends!

by MookieJam10 June 19, 2011

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G”

by grandma sweater June 4, 2022

Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)

"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022