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Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
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lone star stunnas

A club of guys with big trucks but even bigger cocks an can take your girl at any given time
Ohh shit there’s lone star stunnas pulling up make sure to hide your girlfriend!!
by Long schlong donkey Kong August 25, 2020
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5 Star DW

When a girl has slept with a large number of guys, parties a little too hard, smokes a little too much & continues to walk around on a daily basis, like nothing is wrong. When obtaining this many stars, guys will start turning you down because you are trashy..
Joe: Aye son, who's that chick over there?
Karl: Son she's a 5 Star DW, you don't want that! She's like a door knob, we all had a turn!
by shortylow March 28, 2011
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twinkly little star

An asshole that has been pounded by multiple cocks lots of times.
by McLovinDeep August 14, 2015
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Star Fish Sleep

When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.
by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012
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pre-Star Wars

Any event that happened before May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
Bob : When did you graduate, Tom?

Tom : Pre-Star Wars in 1975.
by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008
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star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 (in Canada it's called "The Anglo-American War" or simply the "American War"). The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of bad versions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2009
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