what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 05, 2017
explosion 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack ninja 🥷. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 05, 2024
explosion 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack ninja 🥷. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 05, 2024
When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 March 14, 2014
A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
For example
Girl: *sends picture of her face
Boy: “show the angles right”
Girl: *sends picture of her breasts
Girl: *sends picture of her face
Boy: “show the angles right”
Girl: *sends picture of her breasts
by The mysterious viper January 05, 2023
by deezuts7777 February 28, 2023