retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

retardee by with boobs September 11, 2013

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retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

retardello by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

Retard stuck in a net by null793 September 25, 2015