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Post Ovulation Clarity 

When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”

“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy
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Post boyfriend depression 

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend
Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

post-mortem adoration 

The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.

It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.

Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration

Post Lebron Clarity 

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut) after gooning to LeBron for an entire NBA season.
I broke my LeBron Goonstreak so now i have post LeBron clarity

post eboy 

The essence of that "2020 tiktok alternative eboy" but without the poserness, just the general style and vibe. for those who cant exactly fit into one subculture or another, but share the vibe and political stance.
"Julian isn't really exactly punk, or emo, hes like... post eboy, or something"
post eboy by buspirones March 10, 2025

Post Yap Clarity 

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression