by Becky's Back Baby June 02, 2022
Egg and chips clothing is a website where you can buy all the latest alternative fashion like dark side clothing, iron fist, famous stars and straps and many more.
Owned by Mister Jack, the company offers more then just clothing but also style and fashion advice, music and updates on all the goings on in the alternative scene.
Owned by Mister Jack, the company offers more then just clothing but also style and fashion advice, music and updates on all the goings on in the alternative scene.
by Bexy Beatdown February 03, 2010
I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.
by Renee11 September 18, 2009
When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
by Mattie Love February 26, 2016
by SassyKesha July 24, 2014
Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010