tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
by tom brian February 06, 2017
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tom frank

A tom frank is the type of guy who will ask you out and then ditch you to have sex with someone else.
I got tom franked last night I caught him in the room with someone else.
by Fuckboy2015 January 27, 2015
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How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die
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Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.
Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom
by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 24, 2018
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Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.
That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat
by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020
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Tom Dempsey

Biggest flop in south-east, biggest bitch snitches on everyone
You see that gimp right there, yeah thats tom dempsey
by tdemomzna April 13, 2020
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Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.
by BertCocain November 23, 2021
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