Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

Meat Winner

Any female who desperately fights for some tools attention in order to get some action.

Usually lowering her standards to unheard depths. If successful she is then the Meat Winner, but a shell of a women afterwards.

Pearl is never getting Howard's attention unless she really sluts it up. Otherwise, Jen will be the Meat Winner.

by Guido4life July 18, 2016

meat tie

Tit fuck

I want her to wear my meat tie.

by Capetonian July 26, 2016

Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016