Skip to main content

Fake

Someone who generally is fake is someone who would just be your friend to get things from you. If someone is fake, they will ask you for a favor, and as soon as the favor is done with, they aren't your friend until you do them another favor.
Steven: "That guy Nick is so fake! He just acts like he likes me so I can give him answers in math!"
by TheRealOneIsMe March 27, 2019
mugGet the Fake mug.

Fake Lesbo

When a dumbass guy fakes being a lesbian online to impress ladies and get horny.
Yo, my one friend is a 'fake lesbo', man. He made these dumb lez bitches think he's a girl!
by Revolg April 2, 2019
mugGet the Fake Lesbo mug.

fake friend

another word from the thot terminology; usually used when angry or triggered at a friend, most of the time you’re overreacting about something petty.
“ omg edward smelled my crush’s fart! he’s such a fake friend! “
by thot terminology April 5, 2019
mugGet the fake friend mug.

fake lez

a girl who tells people there lesbian to get attention from a group of LBGT women or men mostly in middle school,but are straight
Tallulah is such o fake lez
by bubbles.a.s123 April 7, 2019
mugGet the fake lez mug.

fake usb

See vape sometimes just a virus stick
Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k
mugGet the fake usb mug.

Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
mugGet the Shaolin 42 fake-out mug.

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019
mugGet the fake spag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email