meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night

rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap

by abledick April 27, 2019

Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly

Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"

by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013

Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

by Jake possum May 7, 2015

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Chest meat

Womens breast.

Wow Dave, Melissa's chest meat is looking great.

by Bigbadmilf September 22, 2017

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Meat Harbor

Another term for a Vagina.

Bob told Margaret he had a delivery for her Meat Harbor.

by RealTruth12 August 13, 2012