Tail Light

A person thats not bright.

James: "Check out my Honda Civic (D-series)"
Sam: Fuck off you tail light

by John-Looka July 7, 2022

changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns April 19, 2018

Night light

Lighting up before going to bed.

"Hey dude, how was your night?"

"It was good, did a night light and then passed out."

by metthh February 19, 2017

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

titty light

The ceiling lights in my apartment.

Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments

Person 2: Me too, bro

by GCALKCA May 15, 2022

light bulb

what lights up your world,
brightens your day,
explains when you have a good idea.

Some one gets an idea "light bulb"

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015