a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chickenmug. by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug. guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009
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Get the Leg fingersmug. Plural: Leg Ends
Slang term/spin on the word "Legend(s)" and carries the same meaning. Mainly used when referring to living/fictitious legends, past & present.
Slang term/spin on the word "Legend(s)" and carries the same meaning. Mainly used when referring to living/fictitious legends, past & present.
- You can't get much better than Thingamyjig, always top class. What a Leg End!!
- You have to admit, The Whojameflips are Leg Ends in their own lifetime
- You have to admit, The Whojameflips are Leg Ends in their own lifetime
by Funkydunk April 21, 2019
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