a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chickenmug. by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug. guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. A collective of individuals who bond together on a video game by grinding without each other for 16 hours per day. The Leg Division, led by Bape Kami and Taco, is the highest class of legless retards who wish to be geared out of their fucking mind so they can roam around endlessly fighting nobody on a dead game
Damn bro, I really want Kami to play ESO with me but he’s adamant about staying in the Leg Division.
by RespectedDictionary February 23, 2024
Get the Leg Divisionmug. by sexyass22 April 26, 2014
Get the sweaty chicken legsmug. by Ayy lemao May 24, 2017
Get the Leg fingersmug.