a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
Get the rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chickenmug. by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug. guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!mug. by Frog with salt January 15, 2021
Get the Leg prothesismug. a crackhead (mostly Mexican) who walks up and down the outside steps saying UNO Mas! (A shot specifically of Jose Cuervo) When all he wants is just 1 last blast of crack
"HEY LOOK!, There's a jimbo legs"
Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave
knock, knock
whose there
its Jimmy
hold on
*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*
Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave
knock, knock
whose there
its Jimmy
hold on
*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*
by SpunOut September 6, 2023
Get the Jimbo legsmug. by DanLoz03 January 23, 2020
Get the breaded grated chicken leg bismug.