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July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.
Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*
by 1# July fan March 31, 2022
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Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
by The Zurnich July 26, 2023
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juli

una puta de mierda hija de puta de mierda igual que todas las demas putas de mierda
juli is a fucking put ad emierda
by tu madre puta de mierda May 14, 2020
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July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.
by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023
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July 24th

People that are born on July24th (my brother) are the most UGLIEST ANNOYING people.
Tryon:BRO JULY 24TH KID STOP ANNOYING ME UGLY NERD (insert name here):sorry im born on July24th..
by Meeeeeleop..5 April 21, 2021
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July 12

July 12 is a day you can kick people who’s name starts with k and ends in e
Todays July 12
What’s does that mean
You can kick any who’s name starts with k and ends in e
by h00ker July 11, 2021
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