marcella jake

The best of friends. They play Fortnite together.And they are friends. We hate Jayda. But Jayda
Likes Jake and Jake rejected her🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♂️. Marcella hates veggies. NOPE! She is too skinny!! And tries but can’t gain weight. Jake is sexy and makes u wanna take a pic. Marcella likes to draw and we are NOT I TELL U THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER !
by Jake Marcella September 20, 2018
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Jake kavanagh

A jake kavanagh is a person that can never be wrong and gets attached to women easily
by Nig33r November 23, 2021
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Jake B

(content removed becuase they play genshin impact)
Na Man Thats Jake B
by Onyxmoment June 15, 2022
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jake morinec

Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.
by Succy succerson November 30, 2017
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fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit
bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska
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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy
woahhh jake hobbs has a big bunda
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