Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
Get the Wild dick snakemug. Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
Get the Lay a snakemug. A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.
”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”
”What a smug snake!”
by SlimeShady666 September 12, 2020
Get the Smug Snakemug. A. -Someone who slithers in the grass and claims to be your boy only to stab you in the back when the opportunity comes along.
B. Mike Galdo
B. Mike Galdo
by Tre126257 June 7, 2018
Get the Snakemug. to slither around trying to take something from someone even though they clearly don't want to give it to you.
by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018
Get the snakemug. To go behind someone’s back, usually a friend/friends and inject venom into the situation by malice.
Fran said that Pav and Raul constantly went to a sleezy club infernos in front of Pav’s new girl.
Fran had snakes Pav.
Fran had snakes Pav.
by The big Rattlesnake July 17, 2021
Get the Snakemug. An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
Get the Sahgging Snakemug.