by when you can't find a handle February 06, 2022
The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
by TheThingDudemagabib September 10, 2024
People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains September 08, 2017
A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.
A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 04, 2017