Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky September 30, 2012

Internet Weblink

A link that takes you to a website from an email.

"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"

by Ztothehoop December 15, 2012

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.

Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace

I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com

by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011

Internet maori

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.

Adrian: Dude! My account was hijacked by some internet maoris!
Dylan: GF

by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011