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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Industry Weed

An industry plant that is correctly identified as such, in most cases never getting enough attention to be accepted by the public because of their shitty music. Often found outside of its natural habitat (Los Angeles) classifying this type of plant as an invasive species.
There’s too many industry weeds in my backyard!
by Iamnotajackolantern October 5, 2023
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Pass the Weed

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.
by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024
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Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef
by anonymous May 14, 2024
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weed

i love weed
person A: did you hear about the law change?

Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?

Person A: for sure dude
by Librarysys May 14, 2024
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Weed Bush

by YegahWeedBoy011020100 May 19, 2024
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