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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017
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I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023
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power shower

a shower with two or more people mastubating themselves or each other
joe: wagone mate you wanna go power shower
bob: lets go bro
by avaziy fan July 27, 2021
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Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.
A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022
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Shower Shower

A shower shower is when you shower a shower by showering it with another shower.
I just showered my shower. It's a shower shower.
by bob0093 July 19, 2024
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Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!
"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"
by peasontoast July 27, 2020
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