The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

by avaziy fan July 27, 2021

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022

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