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Any Hoozers

Any how.. made by Tyler
Well… any hoozers
by TylerPinson November 28, 2022
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Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Holy Honkers

A common expression to value a person's breasts. "Wow", or holy smokes plus boob.
Holy Honkers that rizz is insane.
by ferardrayhot April 18, 2023
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Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023
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poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity
David gave me a poop hoover last night
by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024
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Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions
Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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spooky honker

The nose of a dog with an extraordinary sense of smell
That dog won’t miss a single scrap of food with that spooky honker of hers
by Jfsf2023 September 18, 2023
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