baby goats mouth

mason daciuk favorite words

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”

by urdad1938 May 31, 2021

why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.

sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 06, 2017

The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 02, 2022

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015

thee goat ahead

The signal between one another for the go ahead for oral to commence

So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.

by iDontFuqOn1stDate March 05, 2024